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umhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo.. |
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Shayad mere pyar ko taste Karna bhool gaye... Dil sey aisa CUT kiya ke PASTE karna bhool gaye.. |
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Tumhare samne hain itney items Kabhi hame bhi pick karo... Hamare pyar ke ICON pe Kabhi to tum DOUBLE-CLICK karo... |
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Roz subha hum karte hai Itne pyar se unhe good morning... Woh humhe ghoor kar dekhte hain Jaise 0 ERRORS but 5 WARNINGS... |
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Ho gayi galti humse, Click ho gaya mouse Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse! |
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Tumse mila main kal to, Mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili To kehti ho: Your file not found! |
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if" Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif |
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Aysa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face Par dil ke computer mein, Nahin hai enough disk space |
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Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, Create main karoonga Tum usse debug karna, Wait main karoonga |
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Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, Main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, Time out ho gaya |
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Kya chaal hai tumhaari, Jaise chalti hai koi cat What is your ICQ number, Aao karein chat |
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Tum jabse meri zindagi, mein aayi ho banke female, Yaad raha na ab kuch, Na postman , Na e-Mail |
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Joh sadion se hota aaya hai Woh repeat kar doonga... Tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete kar doonga... |
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Humse Kya Khata Hui Ki message Aanna Band Hai....... Aap hi humse naraz hain ya Web Server band hai....... |
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Badli hai duniya , kuchch mein bhi badal gaya hoon Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon |
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VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VC aaye to VB mein daal do seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do |
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Project extend ho gaya to kya ho jaata hai? Are Tankha milti hai aur timepass ho jata hai.. |
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teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya teri yaad me sanam raat bhar humne to wine piya kabhi offline to kabhi online kiya |
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Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai Pyar ke sitaare jab gardish mein hote hai Laila ghar mein aur majnoo project testing kar rahe hote hai |
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